let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys
here i’ll start
*white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke
[walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m late I got frontpage on Reddit
[wipes cheeto dust off onto cargo shorts] so if you support gender equality does that mean it’s ok to hit women now?
Mad, Impossible Amy Pond
In a better place
BEST FRIENDS YOU DON’T GET TO TALK TO VERY OFTEN BC YOU’RE BOTH JUST REALLY BUSY WITH SCHOOL OR WHATEVER BUT ITS NOT A BIG DEAL BC YOURE STILL THE BEST OF FRIENDS NO MATTER WHAT, ARE THE BEST KINDS OF FRIENDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD
"the female orgasm doesn’t exist"
well not my fault your dick game weak
son these grades are unacceptable
well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
I LOVE TINY VERSIONS OF NORMALLY REGULAR SIZED THINGS
well you are gonna just adore my penis