"if you had read the book you would…"
why the fuck would I read the fault in our stars
whatcha thinkin’ ‘bout?
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
when guys are like “Hillary Clinton cant run for president her period will mess things up” first of all what a ridiculous statement second of all SHE IS 66 YEARS OLD DO YOU HAVE ANY KNOWLEDGE OF THE FEMALE ANATOMY YOU BUFOON